If I was turned into a guy for a day, I'll admit the first thing I would do, as soon as I got over the whole, "Whoa, that dick was so not there when I went to bed last night" thing, I'd probably jerk off.  I mean, come on, what girl hasn't wondered?  And following the jacking off, I'd probably try to get laid, by a dude, in order to actually ( Read more... )

Okay, so I just had the scariest thing happen to me this evening.

I was home alone (the folks and my brother were at my brother's last non-playoff baseball game), just finished the first day of my new workout regimen (more about that later), walking upstairs in my bra and jeans, and the smoke detector goes off.  I of course freak out -- almost not ( Read more... )

WTF is up with boys?

I has a frustration.  A large one.

Allow me to explain:

( Boys boys boys we like boys in cars buy us drinks in bars... )

Please excuse the following rant, flist.

( Proof that I am INSANE! )